ICK Compilation P1: A Study of Vienna Men’s Dating Profiles

or: We Judge, Analyse and Roll Eyes

This is the first post in what I suspect (sigh) will be a long-running series. As long as I have dating apps downloaded in Vienna, there will be content. This isn’t a red flag manifesto — just a collection of what I personally find ick-inducing or unintentionally revealing. I unpack a few phrases, patterns, and the personality clues hiding between the lines.

Swipe at your own risk.